1. I got a tattoo of a single word (that is not a name) on my left hip to save my teaching career.

2. I want to be kept alive no matter how vegetably I seem. Just in case there’s something going on upstairs.

3. Making a long drive is the only thing that can calm me down after reading a tear-jerker or watching a really sad movie.

Stay tuned for the truths… and the lie. Got guesses? Shoot me a line here or leave a comment.